2008/04/16

New Wife

I think I'm gonna get a new wife. I'm not kicking the current one out, by any means. I just heard about this place over in San Angelo that's having a clearance sale. Might be a good time to pick up a spare on the cheap.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not the initial cost it's the lifetime maintenece.

These ladies are going to definitely be high maintenance. Lots of deprogramming and counseling ahead.

Broadway Carl said...

These ladies are going to definitely be high maintenance.

Yeah but those lavender "Laura Ingalls" dresses are such a turn on